Dick Wolfe's Dirty Dance

Dick Wolf, the creator of the Law and Order television show, is up to his old tricks again. As previously prophesied by the one and only G-rant, Wolf has begun to spread his Law and Order empire through the one medium left untouched by his feminine and far reaching hands.

Dance.

Here we can see that he(or his undercover super-agents) have used the popular JibJab system to install even more persuasive advertising and subliminal messages into the minds of the innocent internet population.

How long before we give up our natural rights to the power of Vincent D'Onofrio's eyes?



Whoops! Not that Vincent D'Onofrio. I was thinking of a Vincent D'Onofrio that was less psychotic and more happy... more liberated...more...

flexible?




Eat your heart out Will Ferrell



Still not convinced that Wolf will soon possess your soul? Maybe some Irish Dancers will do the trick.