The Sickness Is Spreading

I fear my G-ranting has come too little and much too late.

The dance has spread to the youtube viewers and now there's no stopping it.

Run, hide, ostracize your friends and relatives...

It will do no good. No human shall walk immune. All I can suggest is that you prepare for the coming hysteria by enjoying your last few days Law and Order free.

For as the disease takes hold you shall lose all control of limbs and bowels and your senses shall focus entranced upon the NBC dial.