Don't expect anyone to feel bad for Mr. Duchovny's unfortunate human vibrator disorder. A movie star, a sex icon, and an uncontrolled desire to copulate?
Dear Mr. Duchovny,
I'm sorry you are afflicted with "breeding stud syndrome".
Best wishes in you recovery.
Sincerely,
A confused and crying G-ranical
But really all we care about in this fantastic(DAMNIT!),err "sad" story, is details. DETAILS DETAILS DETAILS!
Are we talking five times a day? Ten?
Multiple women? Large parties? Are there costumes?
Pets...
Without some of these questions answered this story is a moo point.
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