Peace and Love: Ringo Starr Has Dementia

In sad news today it has been revealed the Ringo Starr has Dementia.

Ringo lashed out at his hallucinated "fans" who had been sending too much mail. The dementia was further showcased when Ringo asserted that he did not have enough time to answer all the mail because he was too busy...

A Cynic's Guide To Enjoying Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Grey Skull

1) Be able to ingest an overwhelming amount of CGI without complaining. If you're having trouble with this then just think about the first time you watched Jar Jar Binks and be thankful that all the major characters are Real Live Actors.

2) Enjoy stereotypes, and carry a certain distaste for people of the Russian nature.

3) Have an already established enjoyment of Shia LaBeouf. Revel in pronouncing his name repetitively with increasing emphasis on "Le-boof".

4) Harbour a revulsion for reality, and action movies based on the scientific laws that govern our world.

5) Understand that Human Growth Hormone has prolonged the careers of not just athletes, but many actors as well.